Faster than the Pony Express! Faster than a speeding car down Warren Avenue, it's time for the Sunday morning rumor mill in Willistown.
At 5:30 AM this morning, yes on a Sunday no less, the neighbors of Laurel Circle were awakened from their weekend slumber by a noisy rooster and kind of like nails on a chalkboard with deep ridges at this point, right?
So the rumor around Willistown this morning is the subsequent and lovely generosity of the two cool farming and agricultural supervisors.
The rumor is that they will adopt the notorious and extremely loud rooster to give a residential neighborhood a break and isn't that fabulous? After all they have the acreage right? And farms where farm animals belong?
Aren't they just awesome for their generosity of spirit? Maybe they will adopt not just the rooster but the bakers dozen or whatever of goats including unneutered billy goats, a manure pile, big ass rats, etc?
But alas… that is just a rumor and if you believed this deliberately sarcastic post, consider yourself punked. Sadly they seem to be rooster blind in Willistown or don't want to deal with rooster mommy do they? It's like they can't see it is a residential neighborhood WITH NO ACTUAL FARMS IN THEM, right?
But Willistown PD did come out and the rooster mommy was given a new warning, wasn't she? That much is not a rumor is it? (The rooster truth shall set you free or something like that and all, right?)
Sign me keeping it real with roosters for two years. And that street? Always has the messed up crazy stuff doesn't it?
Willistown could fix this, but they choose not to.
All the white noise machines in the world won't fix this problem but zoning corrections would, but hey Willistown always gets hoisted by their own petard by their zoning hiccups, right?
Happy Sunday and cock a doodle do.
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