Hi everyone and Happy Monday to you all! It's time for another morning of smiles and chuckles for you to enjoy. So, let's get started...
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A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "Yes. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.
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One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"They called back."
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It's that time of year when I get to pretend the 5-pound bag of candy I'm buying is for trick-or-treaters.
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Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.
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Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.
"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"
"I can't imagine, dear, what?"
"A lady had twins, and a spare!"
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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
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Have a chuckling Monday and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod
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