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Today's Joke
Sent to us by: Betty B., Seattle WA
Spark and Spontaneity
Three couples lived in a retirement home. The three women often complained that their husbands had lost their spark and spontaneity. So one day the decide they are going to try to wake them up. They plan to "streak" past them.
They choose a day when the three guys are each sitting in rocking chair on the sun porch, reading and quietly looking out at the scenery. So the women streak past – not too fast, but they each shuffle in front of the men.
After they pass, the men say to one another:
"Did you see what I think I saw?"
"I think so."
"What do you think they were wearing?"
"I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing!"
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According to legend, the Shar-Pei's purple tongue and wrinkled skin gave ghosts "the willies." Indeed, having a Shar-Pei in the house, it was believed, ensured that those who lived there could sleep easy knowing they were in a "spectral free zone."
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