Good morning all! Grover has some more funnies to help give a smile to your Monday, or any other day! I hope you will enjoy todays selection. Read on...
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
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A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.
"I'd like a little brother," a boy said.
"Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother?"
"Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on the dog."
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Do you think when fish get thrown back by fisherman, they start yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
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I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally, the children called for her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. "As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast so you would not have to do it."
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Marlene Manson sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving great pleasure to the audience.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Well, that is all for today, I sure hope something here gave you a smile or chuckle to begin your week!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
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