[New post] Christmas Presents Review by the Cat – plus the magical red dot!
meowments posted: " HELLO FELLOW CATS! MERRY A-FEW-DAYS-AFTER-CHRISTMAS! Guess what I got for Christmas? CATNIP and the MAGICAL RED DOT. The hooman filled my stocking with catnip and other goodies! I was so excited that I just HAD to open it...there's no way I was"
Guess what I got for Christmas? CATNIP and the MAGICAL RED DOT.
The hooman filled my stocking with catnip and other goodies! I was so excited that I just HAD to open it...there's no way I was gonna wait for those lazy people to wake up. But...one of the hoomans woke up early and caught me with my face in the stocking. They were mad because I sorta tried to eat it...might need a new one for next year...
Since I tried to open the presents early, they made me wait until AFTER the dogs had their presents to finish unwrapping everything. Stupid hoomans.
But I got a MAGICAL RED DOT in my stocking! Sadly, it escaped and is now running wild around the house - I will let you know when I finally bring it to justice! Someday I will harness its magical powers of teleportation, and use them in my scheme to take over the world.
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